The Countdown of Mediocrity

One, two, three, four, five - My alarm clock won't shut up,
Six, seven, eight, nine - I don't want to get up!
Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen snooze resets.

One, two, three, four, five - and the cat jumps on my head,
Six, seven, eight, nine - now i'm gunna be late again!
Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen hours of work.

One, two, three, four, five - and the day is dragging on,
Six, seven, eight, nine - everything has gone so wrong!
Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen reprimands.

One, two, three, four, five - I'll be lucky to survive,
Six, seven, eight, nine - My boss's going to eat me alive!
Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen - I feel sick.

One, two, three, four, five - And i'm finally home again,
Six, seven, eight, nine roaches crawling in my bed!
Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen - my day ends.

And starts again.